Ludwig Van Beethoven; Independent As Fuck
Hey world, put away your keyboards. Your lo-fi skinny bass player thing isn’t working. You can’t fool the 15 year olds forever. I mean, look at it this way – you’re in a band so you must understand music, to some degree, right? Right. OK, so then you must have some kind of ear for music then, right? Right. So if you, yeah you, motherfucker, can hear the shit you’re making, so why don’t you make it any good?
By the time Beethoven was 30, he couldn’t hear a cat lick it’s butt clean with it’s sandpaper tongue through a mega phone turned passed 11. But yeah, fuck, whatever, keep uploading your masterpieces to My Space from the stock room at American Apparel. You’ll make it one day. Fuck you. Ha ha ha.
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