Fuck duets. Sure you’ve got some duets that have been good, some that have been great, but let’s be honest here, duets are for steers n’queers. Look at Donny and Marie Osmond; total weirdos. Their music sucked, they ice skated and I’m sure they were boning. There might even be some little crossbred Donny-Marie’s running around, if it weren’t for some very convenient contraceptives. Forget that I brought that up. Duets fucking blow.
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